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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.