Funny Quotes / Friends

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.