Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends are our chosen family.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.