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दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends are our chosen family.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.