Funny Quotes / Friends

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.