Funny Quotes / Friends

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.