Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friendship is the key to everything

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.