Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Our craziness made us best friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.