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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is the key to everything

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.