Funny Quotes / Friends

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.