Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Our craziness made us best friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.