Funny Quotes / Friends

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.