Funny Quotes / Friends

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is the key to everything

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.