Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is being equally annoying.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is the key to everything

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।