Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

All the best people are crazy.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad