Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends are our chosen family.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.