Funny Quotes / Friends

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.