Funny Quotes / Friends

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.