Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।