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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is the key to everything

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.