Funny Quotes / Friends

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!