Funny Quotes / Friends

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

All the best people are crazy.