Funny Quotes / Friends

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.