Funny Quotes / Friends

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!