Skip to Content

दीपों की कतारें सजाएँ मन के द्वार, हर पल बरसे ईश्वरीय प्रेम का फुहार। यह दिवाली लाए आपके लिए अपार खुशियाँ, सफलता, सद्भाव और अनंत शुभकामनाएँ।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.