Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is the key to everything

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.