Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।