Funny Quotes / Friends

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.