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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.