दीपावली के इस शुभ दिन पर, आपके घर में सुख-शांति और समृद्धि का वास हो। अपनों के साथ हर पल आनंद और उल्लास से भरा हो, यह त्योहार आपके लिए बहुत खास हो।
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
All the best people are crazy.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
Friends are our chosen family.