Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.