Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is the key to everything