Funny Quotes / Friends

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends are our chosen family.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

All the best people are crazy.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.