Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends are our chosen family.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।