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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!