Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.