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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.