Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

All the best people are crazy.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.