Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Our craziness made us best friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।