Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is the key to everything

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.