Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।