Funny Quotes / Friends

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.