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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

All the best people are crazy.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.