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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Our craziness made us best friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।