Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.