Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends are our chosen family.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.