Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Our craziness made us best friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.