Funny Quotes / Friends

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.