Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.