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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.